So I called the credit union and was going to pay off my car. The dude proceeds to tell me that there is a $10 fee for paying it over the phone. I asked if I could send a check instead and he said “Yeah, but you get charged interest daily, so just make the check out for 2 or 3 dollars extra.”

WHATTHEFUCK.

I’m PAYING OFF MY ENTIRE CAR. You already have $7000 of my money, and you need still need to nickel and dime the shit out of me??
Thanks a lot.

(Source: classyhustler)

(Source: themermaidgrotto)

(Source: moonlight-dream)

"I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain."

(Source: jonathancarroll.com)

fuck-bitches-save-gotham:

acidvacation:

What Lesbians Think About Penises.

i can’t stop laughing omfg

Oh my god, so funny